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May 22nd
9:23 PM
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elkane:

Jack Dawson… Penniless artist who wins a ticket onto Titanic in 1912, attends a first class dinner, develops a taste for the finer things in life, pockets the Heart of the Ocean, survives the sinking, pawns the diamond, spends the following ten years building his wealth and in 1922 moves to West Egg as Jay Gatsby… Millionaire with a shady past and fear of swimming pools.

elkane:

Jack Dawson… Penniless artist who wins a ticket onto Titanic in 1912, attends a first class dinner, develops a taste for the finer things in life, pockets the Heart of the Ocean, survives the sinking, pawns the diamond, spends the following ten years building his wealth and in 1922 moves to West Egg as Jay Gatsby… Millionaire with a shady past and fear of swimming pools.

8:55 PM
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4thandocean:

This is the best thing ever

4thandocean:

This is the best thing ever

May 20th
12:29 AM
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12:24 AM
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oh-deir:

ACTUAL MESSAGE OF (500) DAYS OF SUMMER THAT NO ONE ACTUALLY REALIZES

May 18th
9:26 AM
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poopflow:

use that mouth for oral instead of spewing those stupid opinions 

May 17th
5:01 PM
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piesexualdean:

turtwink:

does medusa have pubes and if so are they snakes too

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egg-rolls:

i just remembered something i did when i was 13 now my day is ruined

2:04 PM
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super-cali-fuckalicious:

My talents include falling in love with people I cant have.